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LYRICS FOR LESBIANS

There was a young butch of Spokane

Who fell for a cutie named Ann.

When they clinched for a kiss,

That astounded young miss,

Said, "I much prefer you to a man!"

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A dyke in disguise at Tulane

Tried her luck on the girls, but in vain.

They could tell right away,

Cuz she smelt of sachet

Where her bright red pajamas had lain.

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Jacqueline Lawson

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